thisismywittyurl:

slubcoda:

arkhane:

Medieval fantasy Avengers:Loki, Hulk, Captain America and Hawkeye.

Art by theDURRRRIAN

oh god

hawkeye

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oh my god.

Mass Effect pick up lines:

asphyxi4tion:

Hey girl, how much omni-gel would it take to bypass your panties?

Hey girl, its not Prothean but I have a beacon that will give you visions.

I want to cure your Genophage.

I want to accelerate through your Mass Relay.

I’d love to probe your hemispheres for rare anomalies.

I just got a rail extension upgrade, if you know what I mean

So I need to use these.

Also while looking through the ME3 tag, I saw someone say “What if one of your crew gets turned into a husk?”

oh god why would you say that auauaghg

theladyjess: chcameron: Sexy rumpus time. I support this whole statement. I also support sexy rumpus time.

theladyjess:

chcameron:

Sexy rumpus time.

I support this whole statement. I also support sexy rumpus time.

My boss has a nice way to say “don’t take money from these people anymore”.

My boss has a nice way to say “don’t take money from these people anymore”.

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